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lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.


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debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between


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themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

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evincibly:

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

(Source: evincibly)


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andwhatexactlyisajoke:


I wonder if they ever had fights over which of them is prettier.

andwhatexactlyisajoke:

I wonder if they ever had fights over which of them is prettier.

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kingofscots:

panic

image

at the disco


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alegorys:

This is my favorite picture of Drake.

alegorys:

This is my favorite picture of Drake.

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buttcraft:

Hiding $60 in my Fable 3 case so if I ever find myself wanting to play it, I can just buy a new game instead.

buttcraft:

Hiding $60 in my Fable 3 case so if I ever find myself wanting to play it, I can just buy a new game instead.

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lilmsawkward:

lilmsawkward:

I’m gonna cry

Still crying

lilmsawkward:

lilmsawkward:

I’m gonna cry

Still crying

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forgivenessisourtorch:

Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?

Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.image 
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?image

Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.image

 Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG. 
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.


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