meatbicyclevevo:

that’s what little girls are made of

meatbicyclevevo:

that’s what little girls are made of

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deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 


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salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen


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I want to marry you and annoy you for the rest of your life.
this is to whoever this ends up being. (via cramblings)

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magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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roylichtenstain:

well how about you shut the fuck up

roylichtenstain:

well how about you shut the fuck up

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pomeray:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off


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cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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oomshi:

its ok if you don’t follow me on tumblr as long as you follow me into bed


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