agentdalecooper:

the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like what are you doing… and he was like “i’m going to tell your mom that we found this in your brother’s pocket” jesus christ

(via lifetime-in-silence)

modestlyhomo:

boxofpoptarts:

heyimgrep:

mustardelbow:

drunkpoetssoul:

gilthoniel-o-elbereth:

prettyyvacant:

hi this is my history teachers school picture and i promised i would make him tumblr famous feel free to photoshop his face on to various things thank you

here, i made it transparent for y’all. :]

I refuse to apologize for art

THIS IS A TEACHER FROM MY SCHOOL?????

(via paranormaldinosaurs)

poopflow:

my life could easily be summed up to pouring a bowl of cereal and realizing that theres no milk

(via ohsoclarence)

me: hey mum, lets say you die.

mum: ok

me: if you could get buried with one thing in the enitre world what would it be?

mum:

mum: you

mum: If I'm going down I'm taking you with me

rhydonmyhardon:

i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards

(via onlyicanmakemydayxox)

you don’t really understand pain until you leave the house without headphones

(Source: ermma-louise, via onlyicanmakemydayxox)

lolsofunny:

i do this really cute thing where i shut down and hate everybody

(Source: disorders, via onlyicanmakemydayxox)

wow im hungry time for a small midnight snack like a few crackers or a dozen donuts and a steak

(via ohsoclarence)